Off to College

Voice: Jacob why is Venus glowing?

Jacob: I used smart milk. See how smart she is

Voice: Yes but now I need to go read the rules to make sure you can use it! Whew we are Ok it is in there that you can.

Jacob: Rules???

Voice: Never mind.

Voice: Hey Jacob you had another baby!! Who is that?

Jacob: This is Vashie

Voice: when did you change Venus' hair?

Jacob: I did it today I didn't like the plain hair that Zander chose. So I took her to the hair salon today for a Daddy and daughter day.
I knew that once Vashie was born I wouldn't have time.

Voice: looks like she and Zerita get a long well.

Voice: Happy Birthday Venus!!

Venus: Who are you:

Voice: I am Voice. You can hear me?

Venus: Yeeess can't everyone??

Voice: Nope just your daddy and now you.

Venus: I like you.

Voice: so does your daddy.

Voice: Zenith grew up well too.

Venus: Yep.

Zenith: Venus who are you talking to?

Venus: Just my friend Voice.

Zenith: who is voice you silly girl, a voice in your head Haa Haa

Jetta: Zenith leave Venus alone dad hears Voice too.

Venus: I like Jetta better. She is nicer.

Voice: Yes Jetta is nice. But I think that Zenith could be nice too. Especially if you are nice to her.

Venus: Nope, Zenith is to full of her self.

Voice: She is a little vain, But she grows on you.

Venus: Maybe you, but not me!

Voice: You seem a little grumpy today Venus why?

Venus: Jericho and Jetta are leaving today, they are going to college to get an education daddy says, but I know I am just going to miss them. Who is going to make Zenith be nice to me with Jetta gone??

Voice: I am sure she will get nicer as she grows up, and you can always write and call Jetta at school and she will be able to visit too. You will be fine Venus I am sure.

Off to College

Voice: Jacob why is Venus glowing?

Jacob: I used smart milk. See how smart she is

Voice: Yes but now I need to go read the rules to make sure you can use it! Whew we are Ok it is in there that you can.

Jacob: Rules???

Voice: Never mind.

Voice: Hey Jacob you had another baby!! Who is that?

Jacob: This is Vashie

Voice: when did you change Venus' hair?

Jacob: I did it today I didn't like the plain hair that Zander chose. So I took her to the hair salon today for a Daddy and daughter day.
I knew that once Vashie was born I wouldn't have time.

Voice: looks like she and Zerita get a long well.

Voice: Happy Birthday Venus!!

Venus: Who are you:

Voice: I am Voice. You can hear me?

Venus: Yeeess can't everyone??

Voice: Nope just your daddy and now you.

Venus: I like you.

Voice: so does your daddy.

Voice: Zenith grew up well too.

Venus: Yep.

Zenith: Venus who are you talking to?

Venus: Just my friend Voice.

Zenith: who is voice you silly girl, a voice in your head Haa Haa

Jetta: Zenith leave Venus alone dad hears Voice too.

Venus: I like Jetta better. She is nicer.

Voice: Yes Jetta is nice. But I think that Zenith could be nice too. Especially if you are nice to her.

Venus: Nope, Zenith is to full of her self.

Voice: She is a little vain, But she grows on you.

Venus: Maybe you, but not me!

Voice: You seem a little grumpy today Venus why?

Venus: Jericho and Jetta are leaving today, they are going to college to get an education daddy says, but I know I am just going to miss them. Who is going to make Zenith be nice to me with Jetta gone??

Voice: I am sure she will get nicer as she grows up, and you can always write and call Jetta at school and she will be able to visit too. You will be fine Venus I am sure.

A family grows up!

Voice: Jericho and Jetta grew up well! Good job Jacob

Jacob: They are good kids too. They love to play with their brother and sisters.

Jacob: They always do their homework and have study dates with their younger siblings so that they do well in school too.

Voice: Did Zander grow up while you were gone?

Jacob: Yep and see there is Jericho and Jetta helping out. Great Kids!

Jacob: They also watch the kids when I visit with my telescope. See a nice normal family!

Jacob: See Zander is a great big brother too. He loves to cuddle with Zertia. She has my eyes, but no hair. Hey Zandar take Zerita to the mirror and give her hair please.

Voice: Jacob where are you going.

Jacob: Oh I have an appointment.

Voice: Oh a job interview?

Jacob: No ummmm with my telescope!

Jacob: Zerita grew up well.

Voice: I see that, so now you have 3 teens 2 Kids and a baby??? Why didn't I know you had another baby?

Jacob: because you would have taken a picture so I didn't tell you. I am tired of your camera...

Voice: Now don't get grumpy Jacob, What is your baby's name.

Jacob: That is Venus.

Voice: Oops make that 7. Jacob why aren't you wearing your normal maternity clothes?

Jacob I don't know, don't you know voice?

Voice: Nope must be a glitch

Jacob: Are glitches normal?

Voice: in the sims they are.

Jacob: Oh good, see still normal.

Voice: Jacob where are you?

Jacob: outside?

Voice: What are you doing?

Jacob: Me nothing, surely not looking through my telescope.

Voice: Jacob while your not looking through your telescope, tell me about Venus?

Jacob: Venus, she is cute isn't she? She should grow up today.

Voice: Yes she is. So are you still looking through your teleschope:

Jacob: Yeeeep, byeeeeee.

Poor Jacob or Is this Normal

Jetta grows up while daddy is gone

Jericho grows up

Jericho likes the space craft. Nanny goes back to work.

Jacob: Don’t forget I get the aspiration points!!

Voice: I wouldn’t, but maybe you should get some sleep.

Jacob: Where have you been voice?

Voice: Why what did I miss?

Jacob: Zander grew up!

Voice: Aww he's cute, sorry I missed that.

Voice: Jericho and Jetta grew up to, I missed a lot while I was making my grill cheese.

Jacob: See Jericho is a nice normal big brother.

Voice: yes he is. Where is Jetta?

Jacob: She is out with her tree.

Voice: Her tree?

Jacob: She like the apple tree in the front yard.

Voice: That is cool.

Jacob: You don't think that is abnormal to like a tree?

Voice: No silly I like trees.

Jacob: Are you normal?

Voice: you have said I am.

Jacob: Oh ok

Jacob: Oops excuse me.

Voice: that is OK Jacob.

Voice: Welcome to the world Zenith

Jacob: She has my eyes too.

Voice: Jacob who is that?

Jacob: This is Zerita

Voice: where did she come from?

Jacob: She cam while you were having dinner?

Voice: I wasn't gone that long.

Jacob: Oh come on! I wanted to skip the telescope, Nanny, Kids thing.

Voice: OK just this once.

Jacob: Nope I will break your camera so you can't take anymore pictures unless you say OK.

Voice: But Jacob I love the kids reactions to you falling on your hinny.

Voice: I promise that is the last one.

What Happened to Jacob

Jacob Einstein

Voice: Hi Jacob

Jacob: Hi, I am a knowledge sim and I am perfectly normal

Voice: you seem to have a strange fascination with bird watching.

Jacob: Watching Birds is normal

Voice: you also seem obsessive about being normal

Jacob: You would be too if your last name was Einstein.

Voice: you’re related to Albert Einstein?

Jacob: Yep or so my mom says but she isn’t normal, me I am perfectly normal.

Jacob: Who are you?

Voice: I am voice.

Jacob: are you normal?

Voice: I am a voice what do you think?

Jacob: oh, I like voices nice to meet you. A nice normal voice.

Jacob: See my nice normal house nothing abnormal here.

Jacob: See I do normal stuff like cleaning the toilet.

Voice: What is that are you doing Jacob?

Jacob: found a telescope knowledge sim remember?

Voice: where did you find it?

Jacob: on the side of the road.

Voice: that doesn’t sound normal for someone to chuck it on the side of the road, does it?

Jacob: must have fallen out of a truck, seems normal to me.

Voice: OK but I would watch it.

Jacob: What could happen with a telescope they are normal…

Voice: What’s that sound????

Voice: Welcome back

Jacob: Who me I didn’t go anywhere?

Voice: How do you feel.

Jacob: Me? Fine, perfectly normal nothing strange going on here, see still as normal as can be. I think you’re the one that is crazy nothing happen here tonight. Nope, no strange lights, no strange sound voices, nope nothing. Maybe you dreamed that I was gone, that’s it a dream, I’m going to bed.

Jacob: See I woke up had a bowl of cereal and am now going to get a skill point in cooking. Nothing strange going one here, Voice you are just trying to make me feel abnormal. But just like yesterday I am perfectly normal.

Voice: how do you feel now?

Jacob: Normal milk must have been bad.

Voice: MMM what is going on now?

Jacob: Me??? I am fine just gaining a little weight.

Voice: while throwing up?

Jacob: Yep that is normal right?

Voice: if you say so.

Voice: Hey what are you doing now?

Jacob: Fishing that is a normal way to spend the day, besides I am hungry and fish sounds good!

Voice: MMM Jacob you are waddling and gaining more weight.

Jacob: Nope not me.

Voice: Yes you are. Do you think this might have something to do with your trip the other day?

Jacob: What trip?? Oh you mean your dream. Nope didn’t go any where.

Jacob: I need lunch, what to have oh fish yep I love fish. Funny I never have before.

Voice: Jacob are you OK??

Jacob: Yep, just belly aches, perfectly normal, I ate bad milk remember?

Voice: that was a few days ago

Voice: Jacob who are they?

Jacob: Oh my niece and nephew they just dropped by.

Voice: Jacob you’re an only child, remember?

Jacob: They are neighbor kids?

Voice: where is their mom?

Jacob: figments of your imagination?

Voice: I am a normal voice, remember?

Jacob: Mine?

Voice: Yep.

Jacob: They are normal right? This one Jericho and his sister is Jetta. Cute and normal, single dad’s are normal.

Voice: OK Jacob you keep telling yourself that.

Voice: Hey Jacob where are you going?

Jacob: I call the Nanny, thought I would go stargaze for awhile?

Voice: Aren’t you worried about another trip?

Jacob: What trip? Oh your dream, nope.

Voice: My dream is playing right there?

Voice: told ya!

Jacob: that was embarrassing, she saw me?

Voice: Who saw you?

Jacob: The Nanny.

Voice: give her big tip she wouldn’t tell anyone.

Jacob: Whew OK

Voice: Good morning Jacob

Jacob: What is good about it?

Voice: You have two babies that love you.

Jacob: they are cute…

Jericho grew up to a toddler.

Voice: I like him.

Jacob: Me too :o)

Jetta grew up cute too! Love the hair!

Jacob: They are smart too

Voice: Yep

Jacob: Perfectly normal toddlers. See all is good.

Jacob: Here we go again!!! OUCH!!!!

Jacob: Meet Zander he has my eyes.

Jacob: Do you like the new room I did for my kids?

Voice: Yes I do

Jacob: 3 perfectly normal kids living a normal life in a normal little room. I like normal.

Voice: I know Jacob

Jacob: They grow up so fast.

Voice: Jacob what are you thinking?

Jacob: About my Telescope.

Voice: Bye Jacob.